[Intro] Yeah… Uh-huh Going to the Masjid. [Chorus] I'll take you to the parking lot. You can pick the parking spot. Hittin’ “Park” makes you stop. Ok, make sure the car is locked (woah). I'll take you to the parking lot. Take a look at the clock. We’re getting late so don’t stop. Get the change out the sock (woah). [Verse 1] Alright, back up. Make sure to look through the rear. Yellow lines on both sides. Yo, we good here. But then I look behind and see this spot’s reserved. Now we gotta find another spot. Damn, that’s absurd. Press “Rear” again. Go ahead; get up on it. It’s almost salat; I can hear the Iqamah. Come on, yo, it’s really simple. Hey, there’s a spot. Damn, no, it’s info. We’re swerving around, now going up to 2B. At least I’m entertained, yo, watching Ratatouille. Bump into a nice car. Damn, I dare him to sue me. I don’t give a f now. Yo, I hope that you do see. Should call an architect to make more room in this ish. We never make a turn without the hand on the stick. Reverse. Drive. Park in handicapped. Hearse got there first. Damn, don’t make me slap (ha ha). (I don’t get it. Why did I just laugh? That’s not funny. I’m mad as hell). [Chorus] I'll take you to the parking lot. You can pick the parking spot. Hittin’ “Park” makes you stop. Ok, make sure the car is locked (woah). I'll take you to the parking lot. Take a look at the clock. We’re getting late so don’t stop. Get the change out the sock (woah). [Bridge] Girl what we do? (What we do?) Yo, this ain’t cool. (Yo, this ain’t cool.) You know what, too? (You know what, too?) I don’t even have wudhu. (Oh, yeah.) [Verse 2] Give me my Mercedes, nice and slow. I should get driving; you’re a rodeo. You haven’t found a spot, like we on a tour. Pretend we just killed a dinosaur. We found a spot, but now the door’s on my jacket zipper. Damn, we need to hurry up like we just saw Jack the ripper. If I had just zipped up, we could be gone. But now I’m as frantic as if it’s a time bomb. We arrive at the prayer thirty minutes past time. By now, they’re making sunnah. Most went good-bye. But now we’re at the Masjid. But still I gotta whine. I hate arriving late. It’s like breaking my spine. Now we back in the garage looking for my car. We get there and see the door ajar. Dude starts it up. Reverse. And now it’s gone. V for Vigilante. The vendetta’s on. [Chorus 2x] I'll take you to the parking lot. You can pick the parking spot. Hittin’ “Park” makes you stop. Ok, make sure the car is locked (woah). I'll take you to the parking lot. Take a look at the clock. We’re getting late so don’t stop. Get the change out the sock (woah).

[Intro] Brochure [x4] [Verse 1] The lights are off in this place. And inside’s a broke down car. And I swear that there’s a face, That looks at you in the shower. There’s loud music up in here. It’s quite random and it’s weird. It turns off and on and veers. It kind of sounds like real lonely. Please read boldly, The brochure [x3] [Chorus] And I just can’t pull my self away. Every time I read I faint. “No parking lot”; “a talking pot”; “There are gunshots”; “a walking rock”. But I just have to sleep at that place, And I don’t want to escape. “A cocky fox”; “a mocking clock”; “Old rocking frogs”; “a fat robot”; “A cussing sock”. [Verse 2] Everything you do’s a sin. We punish you for months. Welcome to Creeping Inn. The more we got, the more you want. In your hands, you’re holding, The brochure. We can tell you more, sir. [Chorus] And I just can’t pull my self away. Every time I read I faint. “No parking lot”; “a talking pot”; “There are gunshots”; “a walking rock”. But I just have to sleep at that place, And I don’t want to escape. “A cocky fox”; “a mocking clock”; “Old rocking frogs”; “a fat robot”; “A cussing sock”. The Brochure [x7] “No parking lot no”; “no Laundromats no”; “No restroom stops no”; “no sleeping cots no”. [Chorus] And I just can’t pull my self away. Every time I read I faint. “No parking lot”; “a talking pot”; “There are gunshots”; “a walking rock”. But I just have to sleep at that place, And I don’t want to escape. “A cocky fox”; “a mocking clock”; “Old rocking frogs”; “a fat robot”; “A cussing sock”. And I just can't pull myself away. Every time I breathe, I faint. “A monstrous blob”; “no talking soft”; “A laughing sock”; “a shocking clock”; “Don’t walk and talk”. The brochure.

If you ain’t got no masher, then no mashed potatoes. You say: If you ain’t got no masher, then no mashed potatoes. M-A-S-H-E-D potatoes, yeah M-A-S-H-E-D potatoes. [Chorus] If you want, first ask. Then I’ll ask “why?” Start a campaign. Mashed potatoes’ for life. Yeah, the best, mayne. And I will make, If you ask for it, or I’ll probably glock thee. Just ask for it, Or else you’re dead (no more life). So just ask for it, or I’ll probably glock thee. Just ask for it, Or else you’re dead (no more life). So just ask for it, or I’ll probably glock thee. [Verse 1] Make them gold and diamond rings. All of them don’t mean a thing. Pepperoni as toppings. Shoppin’ at the next cuisine. Eat it from the TV screen, On the commercials that you see. That’s not clean, so don’t deem, That the queen ain’t mashed and gleamed. Never go to Taco Bell. You’ll produce more smoke than Hell. Those burritos, yo, ain’t real. Just ask and, of course, I’ll sell, You mashed potatoes. Give it to Grammy. I can make a whole potato family. But if you sip it it might stick to your mustache. So just remember that… [Chorus] [Verse 2] On your cake make wishes. Do you want mashed potatoes. You deserve nothing unless it’s mashed potatoes. I think the whole world is messed up and it’s stupid, Because not everybody here wants mashed potatoes. Some people just want lettuce. Others eat shoes for breakfast. Lifestyle so dumb and stupid, Man, potatoes gettin’ jealous. There are half a million bones, Residing from only here to Rome. So I’ll kill all of ya’ll, ‘cause you got no mashed potatoes. M-A-S-H-E-D potatoes, yeah M-A-S-H-E-D potatoes. [Chorus] [Verse 1] I got problems up to here, ‘Cause the people won’t hear, My advertising, For mashed potatoes (I’ll kill y’all). So now I’m holdin’ up a bank, ‘Cause now I’m insane. And from the army, I stole a tank. I blew up a store. ‘Cause I remember yesterday, When people bought some. Yeah, the day, Was awesome and I think some traded me dope. Man, but now they’ve gone cold, ‘Cause I sprayed a giant hose. Yeah, it was from the North Pole, the whole world is froze. If you ain’t got no masher, then no mashed potatoes. I killed the world. If you ain’t got no masher, then no mashed potatoes. So I’m all alone. If you ain’t got no masher, then no mashed potatoes. The last human, yo. If you ain’t got no masher, then no mashed potatoes. ‘Cause the world is froze.

[Chorus] When you pack my Styrofoam, Drop it in the box, Drop it in the box, Drop it in the box. The box says, “fragile”, though, so, Don’t drop it hard, Don’t drop it hard, Don’t drop it hard. It’s the best stuff you know, bro, so, Be sure to send a lot, Be sure to send a lot, Be sure to send a lot. I got the dopest white fluff and it’s 10% off, So be sure not to send anything that’s not this stuff. [Verse 1] Uh! I’m a nice dude who can get mean, When I’m in the mood to pack these. Styrofoam peanuts; need a million of those. They’re whiter than the white dude in “Dumb It Down” with Gemstones. Or Phantom, Eric from the circus. No, that’s ’04, not in the book, kid. I exercise every time the box is coming in. 200 pound truck. Hell yeah, I got this stuff again. I be killing in the street, when people touch my peas. Or Styrofoam peanuts, plates. I need a trillion of these. So don’t try to run up on my ear. The Styrofoam is really crisp. Captain Crunch got Trix. All I wanna hear is when the Styrofoam ask me biz. Then I think about it, take a second. It says it knows what’s best for me. So I threw you off your skateboard and you scraped your knee. [Chorus] [Verse 2] I’m a gangsta. I need ammo. But, wait, hold up. Yeah, the bell rang, yo. I open the door, a big box on my front porch. Bring it in, but be careful; it says fragile. I gotta take out the Styrofoam and I jump and I play. I count it all; got the number on display. “Two quadril – lion!” – “Nope, three!” S-T-Y-R-O-F, O-A-M is the dream. You can’t make it, or break it. It’s too amazin’. I sow them into clothes so I never get naked. Don’t bring your friends, none of y’all come inside. Get your own ‘cause this Styrofoam right here, yo, is mine. Let the Styrofoam drizzle, from the ceiling a little. I got a living room full of these fine foam missiles. Hack them with a chisel. Fo’shizzle, like doc Jekyll. I’m crazy in the way back, partying with the lil’ foam. [Chorus] [Verse 3] I’m a bad boy, with some Styrofoam. Drive is as cars, and wear it as clothes. I hang out tough, I’m a real boss. With my packing material, I’m so sharp. As a TV screen and even a magazine. I got so much foam, I make two football teams. Oh you got newspaper so you wanna talk back? Ok, B11 talks foam, “You should get that!” Cement drools, and I’m on the move. The Styrofoam is so good, it should host the news. Forecast is fine, too, when the foam diss you. Must I remind you you can’t compare to this, dude. Pistol is fool, it loses this duel. Now dance to the Styrofoam. This stuff is cool. No lie, mister, don’t need tissue. People at war, but against fire this stuff is proof. [Chorus]

[Chorus] She said she wants to rob this bank, and never call the cops. Wants to buy some burritos, but she’s short a dollar and 95. She said she wants them in the bag, sir. Don’t need repeatin’. She really will shoot you if she don’t have the dollar and 95. [Verse 1] I told her to calm down. Just be real cool, friend. You can be my new friend. I’ll add you on the facebook. Tell me what do you think? I’ll tag you in my new pics. Drop the gun real nice, but, Now she be grabbing money stuffin’ in her bag, yo. Man, I swear she fly, yo, Taco Bell and buy those, Burritos but they drop so, now she back for cash, homes. I took out the boom box to make her real distracted. Popped in a cd. It was from Michael Jackson. So we all jumped up and danced to Michael Jackson When the album done it seems, yo, it’s back to robbin’ bank, son. I need to be like Batman. Not like Spider-Man, son. Rob this place? Yes, that is right. Then this will become a fight. [Chorus] [Verse 2] Hey, come and look at this. Homeless man takin’ a piss. I know it really really ain’t significant. But she’ll say “What the f?” ‘cause it really is new to her. Ignorant b—, come over here so you can taste my fist. Don’t be shy and I be, Rappin’ on this beat, Hittin’ out her teeth, Waitin’ for police. But they sippin’ tea. So I go and beat, Her up really (well well well well well).

[Verse 1] Damn, girl, all I need is a lil bit. A lil bit of fish mixed with some cat. Called a catfish and I want it kinda big. Drop it in a box with water to drank. Don’t shake it, man. That kills it, man. If you do it, I’ll beat your ass. I’ll kill you, man. That’s my catfish, man. Say the price, and I’ll pay it now. I step up in the pet store. I’m like, “Girl, you slick. Make me wanna buy what you sellin’, chick.” Yeah I’m young, but a dude who used to go to school. So I think out the box. I ain’t no fool. I see you got a duck, but I want you. So the head of the bird, and your bones, too. A lil bit of each. That’s how I want it. Then mail it to my house with some Post-its. Don’t want more beef. Just a lil dog. And the tail of a lion with some King Kong. What am I doing? Yo, I don’t know. I just want a lil cobra and an ant-eater’s nose. [Chorus] All I really need to cut is a lil bit. Not a lot in this world. Just a lil bit. Cut some of the head, but just a lil bit. We can let it live, but just a lil bit. Maybe shred the hand, but just a lil bit. If the animal will frown, take a lil bit. I’ll take your wrist and your watch in a lil bit. Not too big. Not too small. Just a lil bit. [Verse 2] But some people think it’s scary, though. But it’s hard to tell ‘cause they makin’ clones. Why the same bloke? Just change his shape, yo. See, it’s done before with them Oreos. His neck, her wrist, my ears and toes. Take a monkey’s fist and you’re good to go. Then shape it up like a piece of dough. Now you got something new contrary to old. I got the blood in the tub. Now watch it drain. And what you got left is the body, mayne. When the chick in the house, I grab a mouse. And I’d take the neighbor’s cat and disembowel. Then I’d sorta shake that thang so it don’t stank. And it’s my pride joy like Hank’s propane. When she think she alone, I just appear. Hell no, I ain’t stalkin’. Just want this here. [Chorus] All I really need to cut is a lil bit. Not a lot in this world. Just a lil bit. Cut some of the head, but just a lil bit. We can let it live, but just a lil bit. Maybe shred the hand, but just a lil bit. If the animal will frown, take a lil bit. I’ll take your wrist and your watch in a lil bit. Not too big. Not too small. Just a lil bit. [Bridge] Baby, wanna date tonight? (I wanna see), If I can make a creature lookin’ right (and pretty). I’m just playin’. I ain’t Frankenstein (well, maybe). One frog, fish-clown. Three ducks. C’mon. Haha.

[Chorus] And the cat meows. My farm animals keep me up all night. You know, you know, you know, When the wolf howls, It’s what sounds the bell and they begin to fight. That rat drowns. [Verse 1] I’m a farmer. I never get much-rest. I do some farm work while wearing a-vest. In the morning, I brush with-Crest. But, yo, lately, I’ve been kinda-stressed. So I quit. Okay, what’s-next. I filled out an application. It’s more like a-test. In the 5th question, it asked, “which-sex?” There was “M” and “F”. Where was the male-sex? But, finally, beside “M”, I wrote an-“X”. Then, “Are you a good guy?”- YES. “Can we trust you?”- YES. I’ve come a long way so it’s time to-stretch. I saw some girls, so, yo, I-flexed. But there backs were turned, so they didn’t see-it. So, in frustration, I threw up the in-dex. Wait, isn’t it the middle? Hmm…I con-fess, I don’t know, so I put up middle and in-dex. Then I sit down, and I just-rest. [Chorus] It’s a fat cow. My food says, “moo”, and it makes me mad. You know, you know, you know, When the dog growls, It’s really angry, too, and it ate my hand. I scream, “Ow!” [Verse 2] When I bought my own new house, You know there’s no farm animals. You know, it’s really nice. I’ll show you how I feel. Girl, is it real? Girl, just make sure there is no crow, When you leave me alone. It’s so real. So real. But then I see a horse right outside my window. I close the curtains, but now there are toads. It makes me say, “OOoOoo oOoOo oOoOo.” (When the mouse meows) [Chorus] When the cats meow, It sounds like an army and now I’m scared. You know, you know, you know, When the bear’s loud. I opened my closet and saw an evil hare. I’m gon’ die now. [Verse 3] In the morning, I took out the-trash. It was a bunch of animals, like an-ass. They were gaining on me. I had to kill-fast. And now there’s blood all over my-grass. I should have a barbecue to get rid of this-mass. But I still walked away with a-cast. I opened my mailbox and saw a-bat. I was about to kill it when I saw Bat-man. He looked like he wanted to kick my-ass, So I let the bat be and went to-class. I was getting bored, though, ‘cause I was learning-math. I was riding home when I almost-crashed, ‘Cause, on my way home, I saw a-cat. I thought it looked at me, looking really-mad. So, when I got home, I packed my-bags. When I was at the airport, I saw a gir-affe. And, on the airplane, a kangaroo hi-jacked. [Chorus] Yo, I’m done now. The plane’s going down and it’s gonna blow up. You know, you know, you know, I’m gonna drown. The last thing I screamed was, “What the -!” I’m done now.

[Intro] She takes my money when I’m in need. Yeah, with a rifle. Dead indeed. Oh, she’s a serial killer way over town, That breaks your teeth. [Chorus] (She kills me more) Now I ain’t sayin’ she a serial killer (when I’m in need) But I see her killing you for dinner. (She kills me more) Now I ain’t sayin’ she a serial killer (when I’m in need) But I see her killing you for dinner. Get down or…or you will drown (I gotta leave) Get down or…or you will drown (I gotta leave) Get down or…or you will drown (I gotta leave) Get down or you’re dead. [Verse 1] Throwin’ the bomb, Blowin’ up that beauty salon, With a baby nuke and some large, Under her underarm. She said, “I can kill a sock. I done killed one on Mars.” They say she’s one murdered Pac. Once I saw her, I said, “Darn. This is hard.” But I wanna see the sun. Have to leave her. She’s psychic so she became as hot as Venus. She like the sirens was before this, An I gotta talk her outta killin’ more, kid. Ok, she a witch and she take me to her den. Please, I need a hand. I don’t need a fin. She want more men. She wanna bake a cake. If you living with this girl, then you better be payed. You know why? She take too much with mustard. From what I heard, a dude said that he loved her. And then she decided to bake him in the summer. I’ll listen to what all of ya’ll say ‘cause I don’t want her. [Chorus] [Verse 2] 18 years, 18 years. She got one of your fists got you for 18 years. I know somebody saying you with her is the trick. But then she kills you when your big bullet missed. We all see you on TV. She lookin’ really hungry. Grabbed a super bowl and ate you with honey. She ain’t supposed to show it all on the telli, But she went ahead. Girl, you know this ain’t funny. She buying all luxury, shoppin’ all with your money. We all know everybody know she’s psycho every Monday. But ignorant men just holla, “We wanna see her!” WE WANNA SEE HER! Yeah. But we all know that they gonna die, ‘Cause when she answer their call, she gonna make a pie. 18 years, 18 years, And on the 18th birthday, the police gettin’ tricked. [Chorus] [Verse 3] Now I ain’t saying you’re a serial killer. You got needs. You don’t want your knife to get bent permanently. You got out to eat and he can’t run. He’s weak. You’re seein’ lots of fat, you see he’s got a lot of meat. But while you all chomping, knock him. You don’t want him all squirmin’ as a Boston. Not the city, I’m talking ‘bout a crème pie. But, girl, he’s got so much, you can even make fries. So stick him inside, Of that oven so the meal’s all hot and nice. Now everybody in the city is dying, ‘Cause you stake nights girl. So now every man you see leave you fast. “It ain’t right, girl.” Get down or…or you will drown. Get down or…or you will drown. Get down or…or you will drown. Get down or you’re dead. (Ever hear ‘bout Outback?)

Ow… Wuh oh. Godzilla ate a baby. I say he likes meat so we under attack, sir. So he wastes the Graham Crackers. We being killed by Godzilla. [x4] [Chorus (x2)] He don’t want a hug. He wants human blood. He’s been here a month, Chillin’ at Econo Lodge but his payment’s no good, son. [Verse 1] Ok, I was home watchin’ M. Night’s “Signs”, When I looked at the clock and shocked by the time. So I turned off the TV and then went blind. Man, I searched for a lamp to shine. When I turned it on, I thought the aliens were, Out my window, but it was just a dinosaur. I mean, I think it was a lizard. And that made me jump and I heard “grr”s. And that’s when we being killed by Godzilla (oh, yeah, and I’m fat). We being killed by Godzilla (he likes that). We being killed by Godzilla (my life flashed). We being killed by Godzilla. [Chorus (x2)] [Squeaky Voice] After you catch fire, just stop. Drop to the floor and roll in the mud. Oh, wait it’s a different song. Ok, then run. Don’t stop. [Verse 3] If we’re gonna sing about Godzilla then don’t mix, Up two songs ‘cause then people get tricked. Unless Godzilla can blow fire like this. But, lady, I’m gonna sing and sing until I get shivved. Godzilla’s really big, And I’m really fat. I can stuff him up for a day and a half. That should keep him busy long enough for us to pack. And then we get attacked. Because he like that. [Chorus (x2)] We being killed by Godzilla. [x3] So I guess we being attacked, sir. Yeah, by Godzilla. He don’t want a hug. He wants human blood (yeah, it’s red). He’s been here a month, Chillin’ at Econo Lodge but his payment’s no good, son. [x4] Call me so I can just call 911. Call me so I can just call 911. [Chorus] I get him a gift but he don’t like it. He just looks at it and says it’s a piece of—

[Intro] Man I’m really full of rage (shut up!) I’m crazy on the streets when I scream there mayne (shut up!) Trust me homie I’m not playin’ (shut up!) Everywhere I go, people think I’m insane, I said (shut up!) I come to the library, people too loud, Whispering behind books, so I scream and shout. I’m not playin’, I said I’m full of rage. You people better follow instructions, I said (shut up!) [Verse 1] You can never be sure, not even when I drive. I’m yelling my head in the used car lot. You bought a bottle, I shatter it all. I make every other week feel like Godzilla. When I get into it, I get into. Nobody can do it the way I do it. When it rains, I scream and shout. In outer space, I scream and shout. Now, my question is, “Who questions my rage, When I gotta be forced to scream loud again.” In this crowd, I hear someone whisper, “I like my taco better ‘cause it’s so much crisper.” I guess, no, in fact, I’m pretty sure, That dude was too loud for me to ignore. Nah, just be quiet man, just be quiet. Why you have to make me shout when, you know, it’s really silent. [Hook] I have Tourettes Syndrome. Even when it’s quiet, this is my kingdom, I say (shut up!) I make it loud, I make it loud in here. Your ears hurtin’? I really don’t care, I said (shut up!) I don’t wanna, I, I don’t wanna hear you, I hear too much when you move, I say (shut up!) I’m really too loud man, I really don’t care. Let me see you put that duck tape there, I said (shut up!) [Verse 2] I’m lazy so I should just go to bed, yo. But instead, I stay up and yell at my red sweater. I yelled at a rock, it wasn’t alive. I yelled at the mailman when he arrived. It’s a really quiet place, and I shout and shout. Most birds wise so they don’t come around. I’m at the point of no return, if you listen you learn, Just what I yell when I don’t hear you talk first. If I wasn’t around people, they’d drop a bomb on me. Even when I’m alone, I scream at my teeth. I even yell at a mouse. And I went to my fridge to see what that chick about. If I find out my food is too spicy, bruh, Shout it up, get me gun. I went outside just to yell at the sun. I shouted for a month, none stop; it’s so good. She said it’s no good. Man, then just shut up. [Hook] I have Tourettes Syndrome. Even when it’s quiet, this is my kingdom, I say (shut up!) I make it loud, I make it loud in here. Your ears hurtin’? I really don’t care, I said (shut up!) I don’t wanna, I, I don’t wanna hear you, I hear too much when you move, I say (shut up!) I’m really too loud man, I really don’t care. Let me see you put that duck tape there, I said (shut up!) [Outro] And get real quiet. You’re still rockin’ with no silence, I say (shut up!) And get real quiet. I’m gon’ show you just how I shout it, I said (shut up!) After that, Your ears broken after that, I said (shut up!) After that, Still shoutin’ after that.